I prefer “jazz hands” to “boo”. So instead of “hey boo” say “hey jazz hands!” Has a better ring. Same goes for “shortie” #ClicheCatCalls
Like this… keeping it simple RT @SmashFit: Weight Loss Goal? Small goal 1...
Week 4: #GodBody Weigh-In
Original weight: 240. Height: 6 ft. Last weigh-in: 165. Today’s weigh-in: 158. I had to look at the scale twice. Made sure it was balanced. Got on it again and it read the same number. Still amazed. Tempted to go back and check again. I have not been below 160 since I was 15. The few who follow me and talk to me know I complain about my belly. It’s an oft and boring tirade about...
Münchausen by Internet →
Münchausen by Internet is a pattern of behavior in which Internet users seek attention by feigning illnesses in online venues such as chat rooms, message boards, and Internet Relay Chat (IRC). As manipulation is integral to most cases, the need to control others to feel as if the perpetrator is in control of his or her own life is apparent, as is the pre-existence of underlying personality...
And when you smile for the camera I know I’ll love you better
Who, besides me, knew every step to this video memorized? Still do. #SchoolDaze #AirGuitar #SpikeLee
“Her gutter mouth, and the widow in an opium stupor. A conversation for the ages.”- EB Farnum #Deadwood
Somewhere someone is thinking of you. Someone is calling you an angel. This...– Henry Rollins (via asexual) (via whoremeetliar)
“Rising up out of the flames like a Phoenix Straining to carry the weight of my brain like a genius Knowing I’m sowing seeds, let’s see whose thumb is the greenest” #Roots
Things I just heard on the radio and taken out of...
inothernews: “Is your cocaine habit affecting your professional and personal life?” “Our tuna fish sandwiches are really popular.”
I’m in honky-tonk hell. Somebody, if you listening, help! #officeEtiquette #countryMusicKills
Sorry about what I did to your face co-worker,but you handed me a highlighter...– juliasegal
"She lives in my lap" #DontLeaveDontStay
I don’t want this, I loathe this, I loathe watching the race card being played.– Full-of-shittist ANDREW BREITBART, conveniently commenting on the Shirley Sherrod situation that he conveniently started by playing the race card. (via USA Today) (via inothernews)
If chicken pot pie was actually made with chicken, pot and pie, it would be the...– juliasegal
The political right is trying to do to the NAACP...
Lupe Fiasco ft. Jill Scott - Daydream
Thunderstorm's a-comin' to NYC, the weather...
If Sarah Palin used all the right words, the idea expressed would still be just...– jsmooth995
Be so focused that no thing, no fling and no bling distract u from living your...– TheDailyLove
You want me to swallow what? And why is it so...
I cant stand swallowing vitamins. Blech. My family, proponents of multi-vitamins, brought me up to eat right, eat from home and to take vitamins. Forget it. I’m not swallowing those horse pills! Give me a Flintstone, Ma! But Flintstones have sugar in them and Moms was not having that. My sister and I got the huge adult pills. We also got the gigantic e spoon of cod liver oil forced into our...
NY TIMES: "The Vatican issued revisions to its... →
inothernews: For the love of God and Jesus H. Christ already.
God Body Diet: Weigh-In #15lbs To Go
I’m 6 ft tall, medium frame. As an adult, the fattest I’ve been is 240lbs (see picture below). The smallest I’ve been is… Well today I weigh in at: 165 #WOOT Though I hate the scale, it is the flat-faced minion of the devil, I will be weighing myself every 2 weeks and posting results. These last 15 lbs will be a doozy! STATS: Lost 45 lbs in 6 months. Lowest weight...
TIME MAG: Faith-based group fires back at Glenn... →
inothernews: 100,000 faithful Americans are telling Glenn Beck that enough is enough. This summer as Beck travels the United States solo and with Bill O’Reilly, Faithful America—a multi-faith justice organization—has rallied its members to push back against Beck’s anti-Christian-social-justice message. When Beck makes stops in South Carolina, New York, New Jersey, and Washington D.C., the...
Ode To The Corded Phone
inothernews: Why the Hell do you still exist? To get us riled? To get us pissed? To coil up into a fray of wire - is this to what you aspire? You crooked, cabled quagmire? To wrangle us into untangle? To lure us into ceiling dangle? O corded phone, you cause a moan not borne of pleasure. Or of leisure. I hate you so, anachronism. Anti-joy. Anti-jism. Get off my desk, for once, for...